Porn is love you can see.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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