Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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