Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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