my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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