I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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