your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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