hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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