I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
they need to just BURY HIM!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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