sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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