My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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