I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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