We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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