shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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