im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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