I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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