i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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