giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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