We got so high we made milksteak
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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