Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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