i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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