Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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