I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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