Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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