There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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