gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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