Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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