She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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