i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize