my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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