Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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