I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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