Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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