i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It was confusing and full of hummus
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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