have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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