Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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