Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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