Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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