"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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