If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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