so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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