wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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