I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm having to shit out rocks
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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