I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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