last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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