I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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