good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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