I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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