giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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