Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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