i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
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Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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